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laser pointer

Geek penis, as referred to in Can't Hardly Wait.

Girl 2: He asked me to hold his laser pointer!
William Lichter: Now, ladies, ladies, please. Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.

by Rachel Whelan May 17, 2007

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White pointer

When someone lays flat on the surface of water, naked, with their dick out, whilst equipped with a hard on.

If you go down to Skeleton Creek on a Friday arvo you'll see Danny pullin' a white pointer!

by Corehhh September 19, 2014

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finger pointer

A complete asshole who makes dumb gestures to people, hence, pointing their finger.

Why do these finger pointer jackasses always point their damn finger when they talk? I guess dumb gestures were always a substitute for using your words.

by Nogoogleyeyes April 29, 2016

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null pointer exception

The leading reason why computer programmers commit suicide.

"If I see another null pointer exception, I'm going to go postal."

by Atomic Rooster September 27, 2006

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Pointer Smash'in

When two fags run at each other with hard ons and crash into each other dicks.

Todd, are you up for a little Pointer Smash'in.

by rizzotony February 21, 2010

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Oklahoma Three Pointer

the sport of launching your cum into a girl's open vagina like in basketball, from the standard 23 feet and 9 inches to mimic the NBA three point shot.

Guy: "Last night I asked my friend Alex to ref last night to make sure my foot was behind for my Oklahoma Three Pointer."

Guy 2: "well did you make it?"

Guy: "hell yeah, I hit a Kobe"

by Oklahomathreepointer December 25, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ellie player pointer

Ellie player pointer: meaning, a player who "does" a lot of guys.

yeah dude when i woke up she was gone." " Dude you got Ellie player pointered!!!

by truthteller11707 March 31, 2011