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when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade
I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.
What i shoved up your ass
You have a pointy pen stuck up your ass
The act of pressing a mans nipples against cold glass until they are protruding the putting on a deep v and walking around pretending that they are a woman.
Awesome guy 1: hey checkout that chick in the deep v. Awesome guy 2: eww fuck do u not realise thats jacob doing a cheeky pointy