poker run

When a group of almost gay guys get together on Lake Chicot to boat ride to different locations to pick up a playing card. At the end the winning hand gets to blow everyone.

Hey Parker, you wanna come over for the poker run this weekend? If we win I’ll let you have the prize!

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lawyer's poker

Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.

We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.

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party poker

Online Poker website that features many bad players who will continously put (donkey-stuff) their money in with nothing and have no common sense when it comes to poker. The players are especially bad when it comes to SNG's (Sit and Go) tourney's where they will go all-in with nothing on many occasions.

Boy, This kid named Hjelle9 on Party Poker is sure terrible on his post-flop play and definitely has a high VIP (Volume in Pot), and he a donkasaurus (donkey/idiot who doesn't understand the game)who is very Loose and more passive than anyone I have seen.

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Poker Bum

Poker Bum- is a person that hangs out and plays poker in card rooms 24/7. This person usually plays poker just to get by and has no career goals or actual income. In general they are irresponsible, burnt out negative people with no work ethic.

To spot a Poker Bum aside from his constant presence, you may hear him complain about how much money he used to have and how unlucky he is. This person may randomly and unusually be nice to you for the sole purpose of trying to 'Bum' money from you.

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poker chip

Noun: Nip, as in woman's nipple. So-called because it is the size, shape and colour of a red poker chip. Plus, they sometimes poke out of a blouse.

"I think I saw a little poker chip action in that picture."

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Shit Poker

1)A Gay person who thinks its real funny to stick their knob up so far someone's ass that they actually poke the shit

"Dont you dare stand behind me Shit Poker"

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butt poker

playing poker while using your butt as the main currency.

After a long game of butt poker, we were all to sore to sit down.