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Politics

Like trading cards but with pedophiles instead of cool monsters.

Guy 1: I like Politics!
Guy 2: wtf are you a pedophile?
Guy 1: Yes

by FRICKO MODE January 6, 2022

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Politics

The most boring shit you will ever hear on the radio or view on the TV.

1) The political parties are all fucking boring.
2) The people involved in politics are dirty moneygrabbers.

by ReFL3X July 12, 2014

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Politics

Politics is merely an art of convincing others to commit an act which is beneficial for yourself.

Political Parties convincing general public to vote for them ; which is ultimately beneficial for the political parties only. Here the art politics can be easily seen when the parties try to convince the general publi to vote for them.

by vikalpsri October 1, 2013


Politics

War without bloodshed

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."
Mao Tse-Tung (1893 - 1976)

by Mertown June 9, 2007

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political

An adjective used to describe actions or statements which are self-serving.
Political works typically involve half-truths (such as statistics), hidden motives, deceptiveness, faked integrity or sincerity, or false advertising via exaggeration.
These political actions are frequently immoral since they offer no regard for honesty or justice.

The student used political tactics to get an 'A' without learning anything.
The man wore a suit and tie to the job interview for political reasons.
The presidential candidate focused on the Latino vote and domestic issues for political reasons, hiding his real agenda.

by Kristopher Windsor May 9, 2008

155๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polites

The Canadian version of Pilates. A system of exercises designed to improve physical strength, flexibility, and manners.

Excuse me there, eh, I'm terribly sorry, didn't mean to rush you so rudely, but I may be just a wee bit late for my Polites class.

by Monkey's Dad February 24, 2020


Politics

Something in the old days never talked about publicly but today is usually diverted from any topic up to and including puppies, tits and fried fish.

I really like the way this flower smells.... unlike the stench of Maobama. Im not talking about politics, im stating the truth....about roses.

by Obama2014 September 2, 2012