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Poned

A cunning mix between getting boned and pawned rolled into one sweet motherfucking word.

Can be used to describe a victim of intense anal.

Davie: My granny died.

Jim: Poned man. PONED.

Or

Timothy: Albert gave it to me really hard last night. I was bleeding red and brown.

Doctor: YOU GOT PONED.

by Dr. Bonage October 9, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


poned

PONED EXACTLY MEANS: POWERFULLY OWNED

look the other examples for poned :D

by sheisvictoria May 31, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


poned

powerfully owned. like if you trip over a rug, that rug just poned you. if you get the last snack, you just poned whoever wanted that last snack.

frank: ah, ha. i just got the last goldfish.
rob: did i just get poned?
frank: yeah, face.

by djdanger August 13, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


free poning it

The end of your period and you're not wearing a tampon. You're tamponless.

Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.

Hey girl! I'm probably down to swim later. My period is about done and I've been free poning it all day without any drippage!

Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.

by Larla June 29, 2017


poned in the zoink

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

by greatnirodh123 January 29, 2021


pone bone

A type of wine developed in the Sheffield area, only ยฃ3.
Drinkable only on long journeys or in parks.
A phrase often shouted by drunk, over-excited girls.

My god this executive minibus is boring, let's break out the pone bone!

WOO PONE BONE!

by Maximator June 27, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pone legit

N. A truly great pwn. Pwnage so awesome, it is legit.

dude your pwning was totally legit
Haha! PONE LEGIT!

by Liz Egbert December 22, 2006

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