A cunning mix between getting boned and pawned rolled into one sweet motherfucking word.
Can be used to describe a victim of intense anal.
Davie: My granny died.
Jim: Poned man. PONED.
Or
Timothy: Albert gave it to me really hard last night. I was bleeding red and brown.
Doctor: YOU GOT PONED.
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PONED EXACTLY MEANS: POWERFULLY OWNED
look the other examples for poned :D
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powerfully owned. like if you trip over a rug, that rug just poned you. if you get the last snack, you just poned whoever wanted that last snack.
frank: ah, ha. i just got the last goldfish.
rob: did i just get poned?
frank: yeah, face.
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The end of your period and you're not wearing a tampon. You're tamponless.
Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.
Hey girl! I'm probably down to swim later. My period is about done and I've been free poning it all day without any drippage!
Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.
When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently
My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.
A type of wine developed in the Sheffield area, only ยฃ3.
Drinkable only on long journeys or in parks.
A phrase often shouted by drunk, over-excited girls.
My god this executive minibus is boring, let's break out the pone bone!
WOO PONE BONE!
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N. A truly great pwn. Pwnage so awesome, it is legit.
dude your pwning was totally legit
Haha! PONE LEGIT!
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