pone

1. abbrev. a pony tail.
2. a person, likely a male, who sports a pony tail.
3. any singularly packaged amount of beer, e.g. a can, bottle, or keg.
4. a "groovy" or interesting dude.

See poner.

1. did you see that dude's pone? It was totally sweet/totally gross!
2. hey, check out that pone crossing the street!
3. whaddaya say, you wanna get a six pack of pones?

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pone

cool, rocks or kick-ass.

for example, "Man, that band pones! i love them!".

get what i mean?

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Poned

Basicallt the heritage of this word came from a guy name Mike Spinelli. It is a expression, a victory salute, and a in your face tone, kind of word all compacted in one. Poned basically means to be victorious and obnoxious. When it's used in a state of being 'poned', it means a state of loss and confusion.

Expression:
Rear View Mirror: Man I poned your mom.
Mustardseed4824: I know, I did it too.
A Victory Salute:
Rear View Mirror: PONED!
DrewJCraig: I like men.
In Your Face Tone:
You just got poned.

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Poned

A cunning mix between getting boned and pawned rolled into one sweet motherfucking word.

Can be used to describe a victim of intense anal.

Davie: My granny died.

Jim: Poned man. PONED.

Or

Timothy: Albert gave it to me really hard last night. I was bleeding red and brown.

Doctor: YOU GOT PONED.

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free poning it

The end of your period and you're not wearing a tampon. You're tamponless.

Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.

Hey girl! I'm probably down to swim later. My period is about done and I've been free poning it all day without any drippage!

Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.

poned in the zoink

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

pone bone

A type of wine developed in the Sheffield area, only £3.
Drinkable only on long journeys or in parks.
A phrase often shouted by drunk, over-excited girls.

My god this executive minibus is boring, let's break out the pone bone!

WOO PONE BONE!

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