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Portal of Evil

noun.

A website dedicated to some the strangest, stupidest, weirdest, most wrong, hilarious, and evil websites known to man.

Also: POE, PoE, the portal

"Gee, Billy, that sure is one hell of a goth midget beastiality site -- you really oughta submit it to the portalofevil."

by Jesus Christ, spokesperson January 30, 2004

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Love Portal

The area in which a man uses his jousting pole to destroy his female opponent.

I fought her love portal until the morning.

by Mr.Merc January 12, 2009

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shame portal

Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.

Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.

by oak pwrd October 10, 2010


Stuck in the portal

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.

Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal

by Butterjack January 26, 2019


Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee August 11, 2008


Aether Portal

The Aether Portal is a Minecraft mod that allows you to build a portal to a realm called Aether, similar to building a Nether portal.

Building it requires you to build a glowstone portal frame (like building a Nether portal) and splashing water inside the frame.

This portal is notorious for ruining our childhood dreams.

Dad: Are ya winning son?
Son, while sobbing: No dad, I tried to build an Aether Portal and it didn't wo-
Dad: Good grief, son! You need mods to build one!

by The7Guy September 10, 2020


sapphire portal

a dumbass website that checks your grades and classes that my school uses

teacher: check your grades please
me: SHUT UP YOU BITCH I SONT WANT TO USE sapphire portal

by ramen..boyyt September 21, 2021