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“post-nut transcendence” is “the euphoric higher state of being an individual gains after orgasming”, or “busting a nut”
Nutted so hard I experienced post nut transcendence!
(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.
"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"
The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.
Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.
Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!
Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?
Joe: yeah
Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...