The process of two pregnant women, running for a head on collision course for each other. Just before the collision both women jump towards each other, colliding bumps with extreme amounts of force. Only the strongest baby survives.
Women 1: ''I'm 7 Months Pregnant''
Women 2: ''Cool, I'm 8 months in, wanna do some Pregnancy Jousting''
When your math teacher canβt teach no more
I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain
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When a teenage girl get's pregnant. When It happens, It's very funny. Usually happens in black communities, to mudsharks and to cheerleaders.
Teenage Pregnancy never would happen if bitches didn't get cream pied on their periods.
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when a woman forgets how miserable it is to be pregnant and willingly agrees to get pregnant for a second (or third +) time. It often occurs in conjunction with or immediately following the contraction of baby fever after her other children have reached toddler age.
Kerrie: Did you hear that Melissa is trying to get pregnant again?
Ashley: Yeah, she must have pregnancy amnesia.
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Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive
Man: ive made a mistake
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When you're craving a massive amount of cocaine will pregnant.
"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now"
"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"
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When a pregnant woman blows a guy because he can't get it the other way =)
Mazel tov Patrick! You have the pregnancy blow yet?
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