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When you shoot your load so far that it would for sure get a girl pregnant.
I was fucking my girl last night and when I pulled out I came so far it went over her head. That was almost a pregnancy shot!
When your math teacher can’t teach no more
I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain
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When a teenage girl get's pregnant. When It happens, It's very funny. Usually happens in black communities, to mudsharks and to cheerleaders.
Teenage Pregnancy never would happen if bitches didn't get cream pied on their periods.
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Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive
Man: ive made a mistake
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when a woman forgets how miserable it is to be pregnant and willingly agrees to get pregnant for a second (or third +) time. It often occurs in conjunction with or immediately following the contraction of baby fever after her other children have reached toddler age.
Kerrie: Did you hear that Melissa is trying to get pregnant again?
Ashley: Yeah, she must have pregnancy amnesia.
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When you're craving a massive amount of cocaine will pregnant.
"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now"
"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"
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When a pregnant woman blows a guy because he can't get it the other way =)
Mazel tov Patrick! You have the pregnancy blow yet?
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