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A variation on the dickroll popular on Reddit where a link to a user's "cakeday present" is really a meme of a naked guy who is presented as a "cakeday surprise."
It was the OP's cakeday, and he was dickrolled with a Cakeday Present.
A 12 guy train bang in a womans ass. With every man wearing a bow-tie on his penis. The woman unloads the cum from her ass into a glass, then drinks it.
Did you hear what happened to Jill on Friday? She got a Bowtie Present.
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When asked how you are, this response acknowledges you heard them ( are present), & for those of us who appreciate privacy it acknowledges everything is on track (perfect), without sharing specifics.
Tom: So anything new with you?
Joe: present perfect
Person 1: Did you hear my question? I asked, how you doing?
Person 2: present perfect
Person 1: So howthefuck are you? Haven’t seen you forever!
Person #2: present perfect
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The respnce to "suck my dick" when used in an insult/derogatory form. Normally shuts the insulter up immediately without a chance for comeback.
"You're a retard. Suck my dick" "Present 'em"
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A term describing a Birthday/Christmas gift for someone who was born on Christmas Day when someone gives them one gift to serve as gift for both occasions. Usually a cheap way to get out of having to buy two separate gifts.
"I get ripped off every year! I always get a Birthmas present instead of Christmas and Birthday presents since I was born on Christmas day!"
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To have sex with a girl on her period while later finding a red stain on the sheets of your bed.
Wilson and Emily had sex Friday night and Saturday Wilson found a red present on his sheets.
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Stealing ideas or pictures for one's presentation without giving credit to the original source. The same as plagarism, but doing it in a presentation.
When he cited zero his sources in his speech, he committed presentational plagarism.
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