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I'll get a definition for it later.....
teacher: John did you do you're paper?
John: No, I was playing Black ops all night to avoid doing it.....
teacher: grrrrrr Procrastinating...
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comes from latin: pro: 'toss forward'; cras: 'tomorrow'
I have to start writing a thesis and I don't. If I keep on procrastinating I will be terribly moody.
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1) Just like masturbation. It feels great now, but in the end you realized you screwed yourself
2) when someone thinks your dumb but your really smart, you just have a problem. its the real reason smart kids do poorly
Hey YOU reading this: stop this procrastination and do what your supposed to be doing! i know youre procratinating because you wouldnt be reading this if you werent!
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Verb
(the pro-cras-tin-a-tor)
A post-coital activity where a male finds himself relunctant to exit the spent orifice due to the excessive cum-fort , the male often holds on to this moment by distracting the female with a decoy.
To successfully perform the procrastinator, one might need to be equipped with a vivid imagination (e.g. 'Babe! I can't move because the fairy godmother told me not to'), a certain sense of cynicism (e.g. Babe! I can't move coz the condom is about to break) or physical characteristics (the obese are at an advantage here, as the women will not be able to push them off).
Example of The Procrastinator 1:
Female: ehhh... i think were done...
Male: I love you! (if said for the first time, this allows for maximal residence time in the spent orifice, with the added bonus of hugs and kisses)
Example The Procrastinator 2:
Female: Babe that was great!
(30 second wait)
Male: I...
(30 second wait)
Male:Know...
(30 second wait)
Male:Your...
(30 second wait)
Male: Eyes...
(30 second wait)
Male:Look...
(30 second wait)
Male:Beautiful
(30 second wait)
Example The Procrastinator 3:
Female:....
Female:....
Female:....
Male: Those roofies work wonders!
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What I do during my freetime.
Hm...I'll work on my project later...and stick my face on my glowing computer screen...
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Best and worst way to get through college!
Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction.
Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.
Procrastination is a way of life for most students (unless they're anal retentive)
Procrastination rocks!
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The art of eating when not hungry to avoid doing a task eg: assignments, housework, report writing.
Hey Sam did you finish the assignment last night?" "No buddy, I was too busy procrastineating
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