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noun. pro-gram-er
Someone who can solve a problem you didn't know you had, in a way only he and god understand.
See also: wizard, magician
Mom: Can you fix the printer?
Me: Only because I am a programmer I can't fix you printer
Professional Google- and/or Stackoverflow user, without them you'll never figure out how to implement the random peace of code in a 6 y/o Stackoverflow post in the new program.
Project manager: guys this task should take 2 days maximum
Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...
Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/
A machine that turns coffee into code.
Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)
Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/
A machine that turns coffee into code.
Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)