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Any unemployed, fanatically Liberal protester, who spends an inordinate amount of time protesting the Republican wing. Often protests so frequently, they lose track of what they are actually protesting. Usually falls within the age range of 18-35. Descriptions include bad dye jobs, nasty facial piercings, and copious amounts of tacky tattoos. While adopting a "hippy-ish" style dresscode, and associated hygiene practices.
"Berkeley University in California, produces the highest number of professional protesters, in all United States."
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How looting and rioting is defined today by the woke left.
I've never looting and rioting turning peaceful protest; only a peaceful protest devolving into looting and rioting.
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A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.
Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!
When you have to do something you don't want to do so you fully commit to hating it and get very drunk in protest, generally to blackout levels.
"Yeah, he made me watch a movie I didn't want to and after the first scene I knew I was gonna get protest drunk."
-Audrey
An organized protest in which participants piss their pants. Often used as an extreme tactic to garner attention or recognition.
'Pee Your Pants for the Brewers' is a related concept to the wet protest.
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A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.
Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?
Person #2: Martin Luther.
Person #1: Oh.
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When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.
Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet
Woman; how can you tell?
Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed