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The act of pulling ones penis out of the vagina during intercourse at a fast rate of speed, then preceding to thrust one time into the partners anus in hopes that ones anus is tight enough to pull the condom off and leave it sticking out the back door. if done correctly the man will strut his arms like a peacock while shooting his load, and the female will unknowingly walk away with a condom sticking out of her anus.
So I was blacked out right, and apparently I gave this chick named Mckenna a proud peacock and never talked to her again.
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Simply put, it's when one comes up with a thought, action, or saying that makes the user look like an idiot. From inventing odd techniques, like the drill or the jackhammer, to coming up with sayings that have no relevance in anyway to the current moment or conversation. Don't be sad though. Everyone has a moment or two. Some just have more than others.
Running into Family Mart while doing the drill in mid-air was a proud moment for everyone who saw.
You can stick that into your box of proud moments now.
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A proud soldier is when a man has a massive erection but is wearing pants. He will most likely flaunt it about, around any gorgeous women. Proud Soldiers are less efficient when wearing skinny jeans, and most efficient with gym shorts. If you have a small penis it won't work, but if you have a hard charger you will most likely have to beat women off with a stick.
"Dude do you see that girl over there?"
"Yeah man I just got a proud soldier!"
"Fuck dude! thats gross i can see it!"
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When you're very proud of a joke, but then realize you should be ashamed. A fusion of pride and shame. usually the reaction to a horrible joke involving: genders, feminism, obesity or problems in the world
One person: "I don't know if I should be proud of that or ashamed that I thought of that"
Another person: "You should be very proud-shamed, buddy."
proud about insignificant achievements
After he finished cutting the lawn, the man was so pony proud.
The act of a homeless person within Central Park flashing you unexpectedly but with great passion
"hey i'm gonna call you back i just got proud parroted and i need to throw up in the bush now."
A dessert dish consisting of ice cream, whipped cream, and a single peeled banana sticking out of the top. The banana is meant to be a phallic symbol.
He tried to turn her on with his proud banana, but she thought it looked a little limp.