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Sexual contacts recieved by hanging around a group that has a lot of women.
Paul started hangin' out with that theatre crew cuz there were tons of women and nothing but gay men...tryin to get that proxy trim.
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The situation when someone (man1) is Miteshing someone else (man2) as they themselves have just been Miteshed. Usually involves the offloading of work from man1 to man2.
man1 (after a Miteshing): Too much work! Better offload....
man1 Miteshes man2
man2: Damn! I just got a Miteshing-by-proxy!
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Anyone who hooks up with a girl at a party who gave a blowjob to anyone else earlier that week
guy 1: hey she gives good head
guy 2: dude, you just gave rory a blowjob by proxy
guy 1: wtf?
guy 2: yeah, she gives lotsa guys BJs
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The idea that you are entitled to having relations with a specific girl simply because your brother, cousin, best friend, co-worker, fraternity brother (or sorority sister, if that so happens to be your thing), or roommate hit it.
"His little brother in the fraternity called me 'cutey'"
"Why!?"
"I don't know! It was weird because we've never actually spoken."
"Maybe he thought he could get pussy by proxy."
"Pussy by proxy?"
"Yeah, his big brother probably told him that he hit it, so now he wants to as well and thinks it will be easy because he's his little."
"Awkward"
A gay person who remains friends with a homophobic person in attempts to improve their view of sexuality and gay people
Julius: I’ve been a proxy gay for Peter for a while now
Geoff: I think Peter is a lost cause
Julius: I can get through to him
Geoff: :/
To be excited by the object of ones unrequited desire's cruelty to loved ones or third parties as a means of personal subjugation.
To enjoy the cruelty of the powerful over the powerless when powerless yourself.
When the one you can't have insists on being cruel to the one you've got, and you cum in your pants? That's not even masochism, it's masochism by proxy.
Thinking everybody you see, even if actually thin, is fat.
No, those jeans don't make you look fat. She just said it because she has anorexia by proxy.
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