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Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.
Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."
Doing it with your underwear on
We didn't want to get naked, so we ended up just punching rags
Yeah that guy have mike a Backwoods Punch in the balls
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Philadelphia tap water from the Schuylkill River
Do you have bottled water?
- Nope, just good ole schuylkill punch
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The act of an over-exaggerated "fake" punch toward a friend, family member or co-worker.
Brody dork punched Justin after Justin teased Brody about his poor web-development skills.
The act of entering a crowd with an erection and bumping into as many people as possible.
George was in a great mood. He just left a crowded elevator after cunningly Bustle Punching several women.
Jess punch is the best fucking sex you will ever have, were you cum at least 7 times and that's just round 1 everyone needs to get Jess punch'ed!
"dude I just got Jess punch'ed on the weekend! IT WAS INSANE