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big kid purchase

your first big purchase, but weirdly after you turn 18

Johnny's first big kid purchase could be a car
Elliot's (me) is going to be his our electric shaver

by aspenjames June 16, 2022


Sky purchase

a very epic simp

blimey thats a sky purchase

by SlevenLeven October 22, 2020


<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos & Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos & Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos & Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 16, 2025


<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Nike & Atmos Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Nike & Atmos Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Nike & Atmos Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 16, 2025


The Louisiana Purchase

An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes

Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase

by HotCosby05 January 22, 2024


Purchase Request

A fictional form often neglected in companies in favour of "Nah, we'll just swipe the company card—faster that way!"

Employee: Do we need a purchase request for this?

Manager: Nahhh just put it on the company card

by MethodicalPenguin August 26, 2024


!343HellstormH343! Zunilda Virginia Junco Purchased THe Ipod Nano !343HellstormH343!

!343HellstormH343! Zunilda Virginia Junco Purchased THe Ipod Nano !343HellstormH343!

!343HellstormH343! Zunilda Virginia Junco Purchased THe Ipod Nano !343HellstormH343!

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 03, 2025