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"Putin Law" (also called: "The Putin Laws"):
1. Is the "right" to invade a country because another country rejects a Russian Puppet leader.
2. The "right" to invade a country because there are Russian speakers or Russian "interest" (undefined).
3. To make light of military conflicts by Russian military.
4. To make light of criminals in Russia or abroad.
Putin Law: {actual comments by Putin}
(in regards to Soviet Union)
"First and foremost it is worth acknowledging that the demise of the Soviet Union was the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the century."
(in regards to rape in Europe)
"He raped 10 women. I never expected it from him. He surprised all of us. We all envy him."
(in regards to gays at the Winter Olympics)
"One can feel calm and at ease. Just leave kids alone, please."
(in regards to Ukraine President being ousted after shooting protestors)
"Russia reserved the right to use "all means" to protect compatriots who were living in "terror" in Ukraine."
"Mr Putin slammed the takeover of power in Ukraine as "anti-constitutional" and an "armed seizure of power" and said neo-Nazis, nationalists and anti-Semites were now active in the country."
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Wide Putin is a meme that originated in June 2020. It is exactly what it sounds like. A video of Vladimir Putin walking with Song For Denise playing in the background, but he has been stretched out to look "wider". People have somehow managed to make jokes about this truly bizarre meme, such as these examples below:
Jokes in Wide Putin video comments:
"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"
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putin Huylo (путин хуйло) or shortly 'ptn hlo' (птн хло) is an insult for putin meaning "putin is a Bastard"
A: look at that graffiti 'putin huylo'
B: i respect the guy who did it
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The Helsinki Press Conference was held by Putin's Bitch.
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To blatantly lie; to deny you did something when everybody already knows you did.
Trump was Pulling a Putin when he said he didn't know where Michael Cohen got the money to pay Stormy Daniels.
Vlady’s inadvertantly damning but affectionate pet name for his good friend living in the White House.
In a moment of unrestrained bromantic emotionalism, he petted the President’s gnarly yellow mane while softly whispering, “Does Putin’s Pussy want a little treat?”
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