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The look on your lovers face when you let a fart slip out while you are getting your salad tossed.
Let me tell you about the last time I ever got my salad tossed. I was trying to hold in a fart and my girlfriend started tongue punching me and that fart just slipped out. She screamed "Oh my god you just farted in my mouth!!!" You should have seen the look on her face, it was a real puzzle in a thunderstorm. (true story).
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An extremely warm and sincere hug received from someone with whom you've have never had intimate relations. Involves a firm (but not tight) embrace for 2-4 seconds, a warm rub on the back, and, typically, something said softly into your ear. Most times leaves the recipient feeling like the hugger liked them more than they realized.
I approached Monica on her last day at work to simply say goodbye but she extended her arms and gave me one of the best puzzle hugs of my life.
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Puzzle ecstasy is a rare condition in which extreme puzzle enthusiasts become so enraptured by the activity of puzzle-making that they are unable to respond or engage with the outside world for significant lengths of time.
This guy I knew who was into puzzles, was a nice guy and all... but eventually, he became so into it that he was inflicted with puzzle ecstasy--always intensely concentrating, always aloof. By the end of it, he wasn't really there at all any more...
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Phrase used to describe depraved sexual conquests.
"Hey, dick, I just solved your mom's meat puzzle."
"My baby mamas got me trapped all up in this meat puzzle."
"Unh, girl, I like your meat puzzle.".
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The puzzled faced man doesnt know what's going on but look puzzled in the face this term is brother word of jigsaw neck because many people does not know what it is that they are seeing.
The puzzle faced man didn't handle the game given to him from the young man who spoke suck awsome words for Him earlier that day.
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Referring to someone who’s behavior is parallel with the stereotypical, and often exaggerated traits of someone suffering from Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD), or Down Syndrome. A social driven adaptation of the term, “Retard”; created out of a necessity for a word with identical meaning that can be used appropriately in a public setting.
Get this kid out of the party; there’s girls around and he’s acting like a fucking puzzle piece.
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A cheap alternative drug on your smartphone devices that drains your data and social life.
Joe: hey john wanna go watch star wars?
John: fuck off I'm playing puzzle and dragons!
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