Qi

Negative IQ

Iric: I’m so smart! Ask me any question!
Daniel: what’s 2*3?
Iric: EASY!!! That’s 5!!
Daniel: your Qi is so low...

QI

Your QI is the amount of money you spent on microtransactions in a video game. You lost so many brain cells that your IQ turned into QI.

Person 1. Hey man I spend 18,000 thousand dollars on ESO. Person 2. Hey man that 18,000 is ur qi u r fuckin retarded.

Qi

A sleethball who is loyal to his wife 350 days a year.

My friend is a qi. He always ends up fucking strangers when we go out for a drink.

qi

An impossibility. Because Q must be followed by U, it's impossible.

Guy 1: I wanna fly!

Girl: What? you can't fly...

Guy 2: Yeah, that's a qi.

Zeng Qi

Zeng Qi is a very sweg girl. She edits peoples faces onto videos and spends her time making jokes. She is always on her phone and doesn’t enjoy interacting with others.

“Woah,She looks like a Zeng Qi”

Wen Qi

A big asshole
Enjoys bullying
Likes to set up people

"Did you hear about that kid who was such a wen qi?"

wan qi

Smart,intellegent,good looking person,clever,very creative,love doing accounting,good in mathematic,kind

Hi wan qi,can u solve this accounting question?
Wan qi:yes,sure!