Spliff, A Rhyming Slang Version Ov A Spliff, Used To Aknowledge Smoking Of A Drug: Bender's Quiff For A Spliff
By Blue :)
Do You Wanna Come For A Bender's Quiff
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The act in which you are too old to actually queef anylonger- and a bit of dust poofs out upon quiffing. AKA a senior citizen queef.
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When a lady hasn't trimmed her 'garden' for a while she will take her off her knickers and occasionally her pubic hair will be arranged in a style that wouldn't look out of place on Jedward's head.
Normally found on the lowest part of the 'flaps'.
George: "When I pulled them off and saw the pube quiff I laughed so hard I farted!"
Ringo: "My wife used to wax every few weeks, now all I've got to come to is a huge pube quiff..."
Edward: "Yeah I know, it looks like a pube quiff!"
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A word used to describe a friend who has let you down and/or completely and utterly betrayed you
Damn it Mike, I can't believe you've done this. fuck you, and suck my cock you quiff dickler
A word used to describe a friend who has let you down or has completely and utterly betrayed you
I can't believe you did this to me Mike, suck my cock you quiff dickler
'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'
"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...
"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .
Verb: To sniff something in a perverted way, especially hair, a quif or a queef.
Quiff Pro Joe had a son named Hunter
Whose corruption could not have been blunter
He did fancy the bride
of his brother who died
And so he continued to hump her.