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You seek out the prettiest of the prettiest of migrant workers from a field and proceed to have your man junk jerked, preferably into a pile of dirt.
Tom had to pay off his gambling debts on Sunday with a Madonna Cattle Rancher
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The original female jolly rancher that was created by God that screwed the other original MALE jolly rancher to reproduce.
“Oh my mother of jolly ranchers, shut up Kallee!”
A guy will take a jolly rancher, and put it in his mouth. Then he will french his girlfriend, but he has to try and not let the jolly rancher go into her mouth. If she is able to get it into her mouth, then she wins the game. If he has it by the time the jolly rancher disolves, then he wins the game.
I played the Jolly Rancher game with Cindy yesterday... I won!
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This is a drink that consists of southern comfort, sour apple pucker(or any pucker of your choice, watermelon,strawberry, ect) and redbull
4oz-sour apple pucker
4oz- redbull
4oz-sourthern comfort
mix and drink, there you have the jolly rancher suprise
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Once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn't get a jolly-rancher out of her pussy with his tongue so he tried it. When he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn't the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. The End.
Guy 1:have you herd the jolly-rancher story?
Guy 2:No.
Guy 1:Good, you don't want to!
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