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A job outside one's chosen career path, taken to make ends meet until the economy improves.
My job at Target is my latest Recession Gig (as I wait for the economy to improve for architects).
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A sexual ordeal where 2 or more participants initiate foreplay in a cold environment (ideally a tundra or snow bank) and finish in a heated environment (ideally a sauna).
Bob and Mary got a vacation house in Tahoe and wanted to chill then spice things up with a Finnish Recess.
A bankogenic recession is a recession caused by bankers being reckless and making mistakes.
The phrase was first coined by London Mayor Boris Johnson in an interview with The Times newspaper (UK) on 6th December 2008.
In The Times inteview Boris Johnson said. “I’m a friend of the bankers but do not forget this is a bankogenic recession. It wasn’t produced by some oil shock, it was produced by a crisis in the financial services industry.”
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If Generation Z doesn't wake up and fight with the rest of us, we're all going to have to ask somebody else permission or have to prove ourselves to somebody else to go anywhere or do anything, and forget working a steady job like our predecessors, that won't be there anymore. Democracy will be gone and nobody will question it.
Another rat recession brought on by a pestilence this time, since a pestilence awakens in darkness. There is no light at the end of the tunnel when you're not stuck in a dark tunnel, there is only light.
when something or somebody is hot, amazing, untouchable; (namely by the recession). Even when things are bad (like the economy), this thing or person are still great.
Dag girl! That dress is recession proof!
When you're texting/ emailing and your friend responds with one too many punctuation marks.
Bob: hey!!!!!!!!! what's up??
Bob: well...................................
You: Bob, don't you know we're in a punctuation recession?
Recession sex is when you are so strapped for cash, that you resort to buying generic KY Jelly for lubrication!
That recession sex lube has no staying power! What gives!