warthog rectum

A girl that is so ugly you can't stand to look at her.

Damn, that girl was a total warthog rectum!

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rectum receiver

A person that likes to receive anal sex, i.e up the bum.

"She/He is a rectum receiver"

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ZX Rectum

A condition that results in long, loud, ringing farts in such a manner that they replicates the ear-piercing loading screen sounds of a Sinclair ZX Spectrum.

"The shrill of these ZX Rectum farts is starting to make my eyes squint and my ears bleed"

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rectum plectrums

A plural of rectum plectrum. Used for (sadistically) picking or plec'ing a collection of rectums. Usually as part of a multi-male circle jerk (2 or more).

John: Hey guys, I picked a pack of rectum plectrums from the local sado shop. You want in?
Dudes: Um, no thanks -- as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.

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rectum wrecker

One who wrecks rectums. Or one who fucks ass holes to the point of bleeding from lack of lubrication.

That fag DgMk3 is a rectum wrecker to the max.

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rectum rider

Gay man, one who rides another man ass, with penetration.

That guy is staring at my ass, he must be a rectum rider.

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camel rectum

the condition a female's ass is left in after intense anal sex

aladdin gave princess jasmine camel rectum after their magic carpet ride.

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