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WHEN SOMEONE IN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY. YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU APPROACH THEIR DESK YOU SEE FACEBOOK REFLECTING IN THEIR GLASSES.
I HAVE A REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER WHERE I WORK.
not photogenic
My mom wanted me to order graduation photos, but I reminded her that I have reflective image disorder.
reflection jacking is when you are sad or depressed but still have the urge to jack off
Kevin: dude what took you so long in the shower?
Steve: sorry dude i was reflection jacking my grandma died yesterday