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It's the natural instinct of human female specimens to worry about which dress to chose for an event and to chase their partner to pick a dress for them too
"So, in 3 weeks you will have your exam and you want me to come with you... should I dress in an elegant way or..."
"Oh gosh, I have no idea how to get dressed" *visible freak out*
"Damn, I triggered your female-reflex, didn't I?"
The sudden urge one gets to leave (or have your "tweener" leave) almost immediately after having had sex with your "tweener", regardless or sexual gratification.
(Tweener (adj): People who are sexually intimate with when they are both between relationships - similar to friends with benefits, but with the expectation that while the friendship will continue, the benefits are put aside when one of the people involved gets involved in a romantic relationship.) This is not to be confused with one-night stand remorse or anxiety, since tweeners are not usually just one night stands.
After being out all doing something (day or night) you get home and realize you are horny. You are in between relationships so you call someone you know. The two of you engage in short conversation, have a few adult beverages and get down to business... almost as soon as you finish, you are hit with the "tweener-reflex" and need to get up and get moving or you want your "tweener' to leave so you can sleep. This is not the same as guilt or remorse, its just a feeling you don't want them hanging around.
Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.
Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.
Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.
The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.
1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor
2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny
A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:
I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.
Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"
Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"
A person that insults alot of people and makes fun of them. He plays fortnite and sometimes gets salty if you block him with pyramids and calls you a sweaty tryhard.
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Is similar to the case known as "Acid Reflex" except only affects the rectal region. Also refer to "Shart" or "Mud Butt". It's not quite a fart, but not quite a shit either. A warm and excessively moist passing of gass/poop liquid.
After eating Chow Mein at Coleton's Shit Shack, I had contracted a bad case of Ass Reflex. The sensation was quite unpleasant, smelly, warm, and even spicy!
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