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Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.
"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"
I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...
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Slang term for smoking marijuana.
Hey Kevin we're playing some reindeer games after math today right?
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Stanley-I really want a shiny new reindeer. *frown* :(
KT™- Well, if you go to Santa's Reindeer Shelter, you can get one ! It won't be new, or shiny, but it needs a loving home. (: *smiles*
Stanley- YAY :D *smiles a lot*
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Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.
Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.
Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.
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the most overrated reindeer ever
Person: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer is so overrated. He only saved Christmas once and he's still the most famous reindeer
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when a guy goes down on a girl while she's on her period, and a lil blood gets on his nose, hence "rudolph the red nosed reindeer." Also known as giving someone a rudolph.
"WTF ho?!" "Sorry baby I didn't mean to give make you rudolph the red nosed reindeer!"
"She didn't tell me she was on her period, she gave me a fucking rudolph!"
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when you tuck your testicles back just like a bulldog or whatever you wana call it but you also stretch your penis back where its supposed to be with your nuts still tucked and the penis is so over stretched its bright red and it resembles rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
I know its not christmas time but lets just say that rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has been visiting me.
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