Release the Bird

Verb:
1: A desperate attempt to smoke marijuana at your number 1 best friends house by leaning out of the second story window and smoking a bowl from a small pipe. Normally this doesn't work because it just so happens your friends mom is awake in the room across from his and she catches you too in the act of "releasing the bird."

2: Holding a bird in your hands and letting it go by releasing it out of a window.

Example 1
Guy 1: "Hey man, when are we gunna release the bird, if you know what I me?"
Guy 2: "Man, I don't even know. How about on Sunday?"

Example 2
Guy 1: "Hey man, are you going to release the bird you found the other day?"
Guy 2: "Man, I don't even know. Maybe Sunday.

release the jip

To ejaculate when you just can't hold it in anymore. To allow sperm to flow from the penis at a great speed and pressure. Often done to avoid long term damage to the testicle region.

"Hey man you look awful pale. You sure your feeling ok?". "Yeh I'll be fine once I release the jip"
or
"Jesus did you see the state of her face!" "no" "looks like someone just released the jip all over her"

Catch and Release

When you have been tied down to a girl so long that you need to play the field and sniff the fresh muff. However, you merely escalate it to the point of hooking up and then release her before anything physical occurs. Hence, Catch and Release.

Go out with your boys. Sniff around, maybe even get a booty dance. Get her number, delete it, and then go back home to your girl. Catch and Release.

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Release the piece

To expose ones penis.

"Girl you so fine im going to release the piece all over your face"

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release a hostage

Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; taking a shit.

yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.

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releasing the Ethiopians

Taking a crap. Usually of a large magnitude, where the toilet will probably clog. This may take 10, 20, possibly 30 minutes.

Dude, I just released the Ethiopians in my girlfriend's bathroom, now its clogged.

Need to go release some Ethiopians, shouldn't take too long.

Ocupado, releasing the Ethiopians in here.

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New Release

1. A memory of recent sexual activity stored in the spank bank.

Things got pretty hot and heavy last night with Christina so I jerked off to the new release after she left.

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