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A very small chunk of any hard drug or food. This works for hash, crack, fudge, or toffie. This term originates from a single dopefiend that tried to sell his universal remote for a ridiculously small chunk of crack. So it works on two levels, one is the amount of drugs you can get for a remote. Two the chunk is remotely there at all.
"You'll never get twenty bucks for that, its a remote chunk..."
"Hey man stop hogging all the fudge, i only got a remote chunk over here."
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Remote work is work that is usually performed from the employee's residence, using information and communication technologies, such as computer, Internet and more, as opposed to performing the work in the employer's structure. Remote work can be performed in full or in part (part of the week) and continuously or non-continuously (division of the working day between home and office). The technological breakthrough brought with them by the means of computing enabled a widespread revolution in the world of work. Managerial perceptions and organizational theories that have evolved over decades, according to which work is performed from one central work site to which employees come daily, have changed.
remote work: Remote work is work that is usually performed from the employee's residence, using information and communication technologies, such as computer, Internet and more, as opposed to performing the work in the employer's structure. Remote work can be performed in full or in part (part of the week) and continuously or non-continuously (division of the working day between home and office). The technological breakthrough brought with them by the means of computing enabled a widespread revolution in the world of work. Managerial perceptions and organizational theories that have evolved over decades, according to which work is performed from one central work site to which employees come daily, have changed.
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Another name for a penis of big proportions. A "universal remote" always gets turned on when you push the big red button at the top.
Mary said to Matt, "The only way to can turn you on is if I push your big red button on your '"universal remote."'"
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Remote connection in computing allows another user to connect to your desktop with your permission. The connected user can access your folders and files. Make sure its a good trust-worthy friend of yours when doing this.
I remote connected my friend to help me with my homework.
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n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.
v. the act of committing the remote control
OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.
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he is vv ugly and is annoying. he is very awks when he talks to his crush, reyny beyny!! UwU. he is a volley ball. his nickname is tv. he smells like farts whaaaaaat
"a remote control can open a tv"
"remote control is very annoying"
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When in a relationships the girlfriend wants to watch a chick-flick and has to give her boyfriend a lapdance for the remote.
Girl: Babe can we watch Friends?
Boy: Only if you give me a remote dance.
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