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A pompous job title self-servingly contrived by human resource (HR) "professionals" to be applied to themselves, obviously intended to justify the existence and further expansion of the HR function within business organizations. A further objective of this ruse appears to be propagation of the illusion that the HR function possesses a holistic grasp of broader strategic issues facing the organization enabling it to contribute expanded economic value and thereby providing justification for elevated compensation demands for HR staff.
A look at online job advertisements will confirm that the use of this title is spreading faster than a California wildfire, giving credence to the notion that this scheme was recently cooked up in some HR industry association initiative as a way to rebrand HR "professionals" as being more than the administrative paper pushers they, in fact, are.
The absurdity of this inflated moniker is further appreciated when one considers that no other functions appear to have widely implemented similar titles in their functions. For example, one seldom sees job postings for bizarre titles such as "engineering business partner", "sales business partner", or "legal business partner".
Castle: "Hey Russo, what's with that new idiotic title of yours I saw on LinkedIn? Human Resources Business Partner? You've got to be kidding me."
Russo: "Come on Frank, it's a title to reflect the greater value I bring to the business."
Castle: "Jesus, Billy, you and I both know you that you don't know a damn thing about business and that the only reason you’re in HR is because you flunked out of all the other departments."
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a bunch of fucking stupid bible loving cock suckers that tried to keep music with bad language off shelves saying it caused violence in children
Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)
V for violence
O for references to the occult
D/A for overuse of drugs/alcohol
X for harsh sexual content
Judas Priest -- "Eat Me Alive" -- Rated X
Motley Crue --"Bastard" -- Rated V
Prince -- "Darling Nikki" -- Rated X
Sheena Easton -- "Sugar Walls" -- Rated X
W.A.S.P. -- "(Animal) F-U-C-K Like a Beast" -- Rated X
Mercyful Fate -- "Into the Coven" -- Rated O
Vanity -- "Strap on Robbie Baby" -- Rated X
Def Leppard -- "High n' Dry" -- Rated D/A
Twisted Sister -- "We're Not Gonna Take It" -- Rated V
Madonna -- "Dress You Up" -- Rated X
Cyndi Lauper -- "She Bop" -- Rated X
AC/DC -- "Let Me Put My Love Into You" -- Rated X
Black Sabbath -- "Trashed" -- Rated D/A
Mary Jane Girls -- "My House" -- Rated X
Venom -- "Possessed" -- Rated O
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Information pulled from ones ass.
He proctologically resourced all of what he said.
Someone by the name of xKSIxMELEE who can be contacted by fellow members of Force Brigade.
FHG Brainster should give this postion to such person.
Human Resource Officer begins with,"lets talk about your feelings".
Leaving your gold mines, elixir collectors, and dark elixir drills for a while to collect lots of loot, in hopes of maxing out them (clash of clans)
I got a 16-hour shield so I am resource pushing
It is a person who expects you to pay and/or share everything with them. Usually not a significant other, and are more commonly family or friends. They will drain you of your money, cigarettes, goodies (such as dope or alcohol), gas, and time. There is no limit to how much you have given, as it will never be enough. They are typically unemployed and live with their parents.
Jason: Want to go to the casino?
Marc: No, I can't. I went to go visit our aunt and the Resource Void.
Primay a Hispanic picnic, skinny jeans and mini skirts required upon exiting.
Human Resources has become spineless.