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Human Resources Business Partner

A pompous job title self-servingly contrived by human resource (HR) "professionals" to be applied to themselves, obviously intended to justify the existence and further expansion of the HR function within business organizations. A further objective of this ruse appears to be propagation of the illusion that the HR function possesses a holistic grasp of broader strategic issues facing the organization enabling it to contribute expanded economic value and thereby providing justification for elevated compensation demands for HR staff.

A look at online job advertisements will confirm that the use of this title is spreading faster than a California wildfire, giving credence to the notion that this scheme was recently cooked up in some HR industry association initiative as a way to rebrand HR "professionals" as being more than the administrative paper pushers they, in fact, are.

The absurdity of this inflated moniker is further appreciated when one considers that no other functions appear to have widely implemented similar titles in their functions. For example, one seldom sees job postings for bizarre titles such as "engineering business partner", "sales business partner", or "legal business partner".

Castle: "Hey Russo, what's with that new idiotic title of yours I saw on LinkedIn? Human Resources Business Partner? You've got to be kidding me."

Russo: "Come on Frank, it's a title to reflect the greater value I bring to the business."

Castle: "Jesus, Billy, you and I both know you that you don't know a damn thing about business and that the only reason youโ€™re in HR is because you flunked out of all the other departments."

by Clark F. Kent March 21, 2019

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Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

a bunch of fucking stupid bible loving cock suckers that tried to keep music with bad language off shelves saying it caused violence in children

Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

V for violence
O for references to the occult
D/A for overuse of drugs/alcohol
X for harsh sexual content

Judas Priest -- "Eat Me Alive" -- Rated X
Motley Crue --"Bastard" -- Rated V
Prince -- "Darling Nikki" -- Rated X
Sheena Easton -- "Sugar Walls" -- Rated X
W.A.S.P. -- "(Animal) F-U-C-K Like a Beast" -- Rated X
Mercyful Fate -- "Into the Coven" -- Rated O
Vanity -- "Strap on Robbie Baby" -- Rated X
Def Leppard -- "High n' Dry" -- Rated D/A
Twisted Sister -- "We're Not Gonna Take It" -- Rated V
Madonna -- "Dress You Up" -- Rated X
Cyndi Lauper -- "She Bop" -- Rated X
AC/DC -- "Let Me Put My Love Into You" -- Rated X
Black Sabbath -- "Trashed" -- Rated D/A
Mary Jane Girls -- "My House" -- Rated X
Venom -- "Possessed" -- Rated O

by ac-dc April 14, 2011

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proctologically resourced

Information pulled from ones ass.

He proctologically resourced all of what he said.

by rek0v3r May 25, 2014


Using my resources

What somebody says when they are cheating but do not want to admit it

I know using a calculator during the test is not allowed, but I was just using my resources

by Mcatherin07 August 11, 2021


Human resources

Primay a Hispanic picnic, skinny jeans and mini skirts required upon exiting.

Human Resources has become spineless.

by Thesenutzz November 6, 2019


Human Resources

To protect the company at all cost and not care about the employee at all

You should contact Human Resources

by xxxverifiedxxx September 12, 2023


resource pushing

Leaving your gold mines, elixir collectors, and dark elixir drills for a while to collect lots of loot, in hopes of maxing out them (clash of clans)

I got a 16-hour shield so I am resource pushing

by LegoRobotLover January 22, 2014