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When a woman farts, and it rolls up into her vaginal cavitity.
She felt awkward because her fart roll-up tickled as it went it.
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An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.
Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book
When you wake up from partying in Vegas with 2 Latina girls covered in your jizz and wrapped up in a blanket
I got so drunk lastnight that I made bitches into a Nevada cheese roll up.
To arrive at your destination with many people packed into a small car, evoking the image of clowns at the circus.
Dude, we're gonna be the laughingstock of this party when they see us roll up clown deep.
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Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.
The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.
There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.
Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.
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when you fart and it rolls up to the top of your crack.
guys i just farted and i had a fart roll up
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a cigar filled with weed that you use as a dido on your gf before you smoke it
there's so much pussy juice on this thing
yeah man its gonna be a good fish roll up today
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