Roofie Mom

Roofie Mom:- are the Moms who had to start working, in the easy credit age, so that the monthly house payments could be made on the super ostentatious house.

Such that a generation of (millenial¿) kids grew up in plush & posh child care centers!

A generation whose MOMS were not MOMS, but rather a 𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐩 over her precious 1.71 brood of outsourced cotton-wool & chemical reared kids.

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Not the addicted "Roofy Moms" the ones on Rohypnol; the ones that can't stand the ride?

I never knew my mother, as she was a Roofie Mom; but we lived in a great house, in a great suburb.

Friend Roofie

Too add more alcohol to a friend's drink, when they're not looking.

Guys, Anne isn't looking! Friend roofie her drink!

Self-roofie

The term used to describe taking actions into one's own hands when in the presence of a large number of douchebags, specifically in a Frat Party-type environment (knowing what the likely outcome is anyway).

Upon entering a bar on the Jersey Shore, I felt the urge to self-roofie and beat all the guido's to the punch!

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goofy roofie

when a girl of a mature age, wants to have sex with a unmature high school kid. usaully a goofy tall white kid with buck teeth who is 85% of the time at home watching cartoons with his mom. She gives him a roofie wtf else.

Kaydee-yo bitch u gonna fuck that honkey ass twig of a little fuck.
lissa-hell yea but that mutha fuckin little fuck is a pussy ass little virgin, gonna have to slip that little bitch a goofy roofie
Gideon- hell yea fuck that lil nigga up-

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Hash-Roofie

Adding hash to a bowl, joint, or blunt without telling your friends. Making them hit it harder thinking its "Really good weed"

S: " X hash roofied me last night!! That shit ruined me haha!"
X: " Hash-Roofie bitch!"

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Hang a roofie

To turn right, especially with reckless disregard and at high speed.

Yo Bitch, hang a roofie at the traffic lights.

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Homemade Roofies

n. any type of blunt object that can knock a person unconscious and can be found around the house

v. (Homemade Roofie, Homemade Roofie-ing, Homemade Roofied) the act of using any blunt object to knock a person unconscious

"I am finally having Sally over tonight. If things don't go according to plan, this frying pan or two by four will make for a couple of good Homemade Roofies."

Sally to friend: "And when I told him I didn't want to sleep with him he tried to Homemade Roofie me."

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