root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer

Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!

root beer headache

1.Root beer headache, n/ a typical greeting from someone lightly bopping you on the head and then lightly shaking it. 2. n / when a migraine occurs from bad air quality taking a aspirin with root beer and feeling awkward and going against the grain.

1.My uncle Ray who hasn't seen me in ages snuck up on me and gave me a Root beer headache.
2. Working at the carwash around black molds on a hot day gave me a headache with that aspirin and root beer feeling like someone lightly pounding on my head and shaking It.

Root Beer Throat

When a light-skinned black dude mouthfucks a chick after rubbing ice on his dick until it's numb.

Man, Jennifer really liked that Root Beer Throat I gave her last night!

Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.

"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."

Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.

Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer

Root Beer Sexual

American asf

I’m a root beer sexual and use guns daily.

root beer candy

the most underrated fucking thing ever

fuck edibles this root beer candy is the shit man