The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat
Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Whoβs Jonah My-rice? (Only limelightβs will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich
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A single person or a group of persons without the superior power to make a name for themselves. These specific individuals mainly target the director/producer/actor known as Eli Roth in hopes of getting a false rise out of him. Pathetically their attempts are failed 100% of the time.
"who is that kid knocking Eli Roth's films?"
"Oh don't mind him, he is just another one of those lonely Eli Roth Haters".
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Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich used to be a stripper and now he is in a band called Why Donβt We. He is the oldest of the band and is so hawt π€©. Jonah says to follow me on Instagram @limelight_beech nah Iβm just kidding
Me: OMG JONAH MARAIS ROTH FRANTZICH π POSTED A SHIRTLESS PICTURE *faints*
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Slang for gaslighting (a form of intimidation or psychological abuse, where false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory, perception and quite often, their sanity).
Also known as getting "rothed".
Why are you rothing me? You're so manipulative.
kompletter Huhrens*hn
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The act of smooshing a swollen scrotum and small diddle out of the side of a red gstring that belonged your mothers, taking a photo and sending it to an unsuspecting female on the internet whilst wearing fishnets and thinking a glitchy female face filter will protect your identity.
Man, I totally gave this chick a Kyle Roth straight into her Facebook Messenger inbox.
In the same evening, if you make two deposits during anal sex.
I thought I was done for the night, but after my refractory period, I was able to finish off the evening with a mega backdoor roth