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The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat
Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich
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A single person or a group of persons without the superior power to make a name for themselves. These specific individuals mainly target the director/producer/actor known as Eli Roth in hopes of getting a false rise out of him. Pathetically their attempts are failed 100% of the time.
"who is that kid knocking Eli Roth's films?"
"Oh don't mind him, he is just another one of those lonely Eli Roth Haters".
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Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich used to be a stripper and now he is in a band called Why Don’t We. He is the oldest of the band and is so hawt 🤩. Jonah says to follow me on Instagram @limelight_beech nah I’m just kidding
Me: OMG JONAH MARAIS ROTH FRANTZICH 😍 POSTED A SHIRTLESS PICTURE *faints*
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kompletter Huhrens*hn
DONT BE A Lars Kevin Roth
The most perfect girl in the world, goes beyond any stereotype, more than any girl-next-door, she's the dream-girl-in-my-heart
Elizabeth Louise Roth? Oh yeah, Alejandro Gonzalez loves her.
The fattest motherfucker out there known for getting cut from many sports teams. He is very large and nobody likes him
Look at Johnny Roth over there he thicc
Nah he ain’t thick he’s fat
When someone reads Allegiant. Then, they crawl into a hole and die. They're screaming that they never wish they've ever read it and kill themselves.
I just read Insurgent. I'm gonna read Alliegent now.
*just read Alliegent*
OMG WHY DID I JUST READ THAT!? WHO WOULD WRITE LIKE THAT!!!!!! I WISH I NEVER READ THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away, crying. Finds a hole, crawls in it.*
*Chants while taking knife out* I WISH I NEVER READ THAT BOOK! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stabs her/himself in head*
That's how people have Death by Veronica Roth