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Russ is a Norwegian tradition that the people do in the last year of Highschool. They usually get drunk and party all night from around April to 17th of May. Then they have their exams
Russ 1: I am so drunk
Russ 2: but tomorrow, we will have to quit being drunk you know?
Russ 1: yeah, because tomorrow it is the 17th of May
A fat fucking man who is always sleeping on the couch. He works at McDonald’s, he’s 28 years old, is dating mike, and fat. He reeks of farts
Dude did you see the game awards
No Russ farted on me
Russ is an celebration in norway, where students celebrate their gradustion from highschool. There’s very long days followed with a lot of drinking, fucking, drugs and challenges. These challenges are called «russeknuter» an example is running through a neighbourdhood naked, and something called «kongla» when tou’re doing «kongla» you’re basically ficking in the woods. Russ are also known by their characteristic pants/suits. A sell know is the red one, but there are a lot of colors they can choose from.
I år er jeg russ.
I am a russ this year.
Typically a dude on the shorter side with a massive dick! It takes him hours to tape his horse cock to his leg in the morning, just to go about daily activities. Godly good looks, and irresistible to women. Angelic singing voice, usually used for kareoke or slaying bitches! Ultra successful and might run for president, not sure yet. Voted sexiest man alive 6 years consecutively, but declines to, simply to give other men a chance. Honest, hard worker, and just overall great dude!
That Russ dude has a massive dick!
A crazy bipolar ass nigga who got a SHIT load of issues
Dad: “You see that crazy guy with long curly hair talking to himself with his hands in fists?”
Me: “Yeah dad what about him?”
Dad: “That right there is what you call a Tj Russ. Careful now, don’t get too close he’ll attack you with his problems.”
Locution du sud-ouest de la France. Faire le mur, sécher des cours.
Je hais la prof de maths, du coup je vais frisouiller la pastèque en collaboration avec les russes.