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when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust
I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!
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A brown trail that leads typically from the anus to the knee along the inner leg brought on my loss of bowel control. Usually this occurs in the older population (70+).
Dude, my grandpa needs to quit wearing shorts, his rust stain left a mark on the couch again.
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Leftover streak stains of fecal and/or menstral matter after intercourse in the backseat of a car.
Man, I totally got a wicked rust belt last night after banging that chick at that party!
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A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.
I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.
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When the liquid that comes from inside a vagina dries up and begins to flake off. It is often found on a man's penis after he has had his way with a lady.
Jeremiah: Yo how was that slut's snatch?
Jimmy: Wet as fuck, see for your self brah. *pulls down pants*
Jeremiah: Yo shit bro, that's a lot of cunt rust on your cock!
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As I fired my stream of piss into the toilet I looked down at my dick. To my surprise there was still cunt rust left over from last night's sexual shenanigans.
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The Rusted Trombone: When a man receives a rim job and a reach around (aka a handjob where the recipient, is in the front) at the same time and then proceeds to rip ass while getting the rimmy reach around combo.
Rusted Trombone Player, "There are 3 reasons why I like to play rusted trombones, the feel, the taste, and the smell."
Shane loved to have Carissa play his rusty trombone.
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An term that describes a car enthusiast who believes that performance trumps appearance when it comes to classic cars. Many rust pilots are veterans of the car show hobby that have tired of the over done perfection of trailer queens,class winners and 100 point restorations.They have decided to drive what they love. Reliable performance and drivability are key factors in determining what a rust pilot drives. Appearance is a distant second and may include exterior finishes in primer,worn original paint or non restored rust.
A rust pilot can find his ride in a barn, a backyard or a scrap yard and leave the exterior as found
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