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A pretty decent team out of California's capital, with some decent players.
The reason they haven't won a championship is because of the Lakers. (muahaha) The "Queens", as Shaq so well put it, can't play in the clutch when the game is on the line. They crack like fine china under pressure, which is why the Lakers win against a decent team and some biased refereeing (it's a bunch of bullshit, most of those calls).
The Lakers won the game in the 4th quarter, cutting down the Kings' 20 point lead and squeezing out a 2 point win.
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The act of filling a tube sock with freshly excreted fecal matter, then striking a companion/spouse repeatedly.
The prostitute was way too expensive, so I talked her down to 20$ for a Sacramento Slugger instead.
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You straddle your partner and jerk off. Various points are assigned for hitting locations on the other persons body (eg., 10 points for boob, 50 points for mouth, etc.)
I gave this chick a Sacramento SkeeBall and scored a 50!
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A bad team, with bad owners, situated in a pathetic city, that will never go anywhere.
Did you see the Sacramento Kings just traded for that cancer Ron Artest? Where's Lionel Simmons when you nee him?
Who cares?
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A song by the Scottish Rock band "Arthouse".
"Dude, the drummer from Arthouse Cleveland Steamer'd his drum-kit during Sacramento Sweater at their show last night!"
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The condition of being so damn tired that suddenly everything is funny. A deeper condition than the Late Night Giggles.
Dude 1: Why are you laughing so much at this? It wasn't even funny!
Dude 2: I'm sorry man, it must be Sacramento Syndrome, I gotta go to bed.
when you creampie your partner and tell her to clinch her bootyhole for a while then suck the nut out her ass, and chugging it like mouthwash. then spit the nut on her face.
a bruh did you smash?
yeah i sacramento mouthwashed that bitch.
you lowkey fruity for that bro.