Sail phone is how a nigger says cell phone. Its how you say cell phone with extra style and "flava."
Shaneequa talks and laughs ridiculously loud and obnoxious while on her sail phone.
Hey girl, I just gots me dis new sail phone.
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A Bitch ass nigga that ainβt good for shit oh yea and he Ugly Asf
Camryn:βGirl I started talking to this boy he better not be a damn Chris Sails.β
Cali:βGirl hell nah a Angel the shit.β
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A computer attack in which communications, power, and utilities are all disabled.
Shown in the movie Live Free or Die Hard.
North Korea collapsed when the US launched a fire sail on them.
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A squirrel that is flattened by being run over by many cars. You can scrape them off the road and fling them like a Frisbee.
I hit your momma upside the head with a sail squirrel.
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A sail that is attached to the shaft protruding from the mast thingy.
Hoist the hooha and batten down the cumberbundster!
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The act of having one's belongings absolutely thrown and strewn across the ground after unintentionally hitting, bumping, or dropping something.
Can be used in most situations, typically humorous. Meant to mimic a yard sale, in which your crap is all across your yard.
Most commonly used when a large amount of items is dropped, or when a vehicle carrying a large amount of loose cargo hits an obstacle.
The waitress tripped over some dummies purse and yard sailed everyone's food across the floor!
The bottom belly roll of a morbidly obese woman.
I was about to bang this fat chick and totally had to lift her whale sail to get to her poon.