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the act or process of sticking one's dick in between a girls legs.resembling a salami sandwhich
i am going to make a salami sandwhich tonight.
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When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice
Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip
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A guy, most likely a man whore, whose undercooked dick smells like shit.
Guy: hey, wanna smash?
Girl: get yo salami dick ass outta here. I can smell it from here
A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.
John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.
That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.
I got a big date tonight, but before things go down later on.. I wanna make sure to showcase the salami.
To replace an ex with another person. Usually in the form of sexual substitute. Generally, the person who replaces the ex is just being used.
Yeah Kerry salami switched Sam with Dillion, they fuck every night now, but Kerry doesn't even like him!
A measurement of meat, standardized by the USDA. Measuring approximately three inches long, or the same size as an average penis in the US.
Shopper: "May I have a cock of salami?"
Grocer: "Sure thing ma'am, do you want that raw or wrapped?"