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The Gass Sandwhich is the Indy Double Whooper at Burger King.
Damn i'm hungry, lets all go get a Gass Sandwhich from BK.
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the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.
tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*
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when a girl wraps her legs around a guy and grabs his balls and says "these are mine!"
"She gave me the greedy sandwhich this morning," he said shaking his head.
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When you are having sex with an old lady, take her flabby vagina lips and stick them between her butt cheeks, and make her clinch her butt cheeks so the vagina lips stick out in between then jerk off into the middle of it, and take a bite.
One day matt was feeling quite hungry and wanted a Ham Sandwhich. Later on an idea poped into his head. Soon there after he went to a retirement home. He met up with an elderly lady by the name of Thelma. Knowing back in the day that she use to be quite the piece of meat, he soon pitched his idea. He made her take off her pants and pull down her diaper and stretch her flabby vagina lips between her butt cheeks and clinch her butt cheeks down on to her vagina lips. Not long after, he whiped out his sad excuse for a penis, and jerked off with what little sperm he could onto the vagina lips. After that still being quite hungry he took a nice bite out of it, solving his empty stomach.
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Of which a man takes a dump inbetween a ladys boobs.
Jonno; hey Leo what you do this weekend???
Leo; ahh not much hey just gave tims mother a Vegimite Sandwhich
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The act of excreting fecal matter in or around a females pussy, then having vaginal sex until it is smeared thoughourly and crusts over, then proced to eat pussy. It is the ultimite form of flattery in the Crozet islands.
"I was forced to give a dirty sandwhich for shop lifting at a gift shop in the Crozet islands"
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When a guy cum's on a girls chest then she gives him a hug before wiping off.
After I came on Melissa's chest she gave me a marshmellow sandwhich.
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