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When you say exactly what you mean.
This is not a sarcastic answer and there is no implied sarcasm at all.
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Something most people can't understand or handle. Could it be that it is harder to judge what people mean on the Internet with text, or is it that so many people are ignorami?
What ever the case, suck a fart you jet-powered cunt-baboon.
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The doing verb of the noun sarcasm.
I'm just sarcasming around man.
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A mix of irony, insults and humor that sassy smartasses use against idiots.
Watch Sugarscape's video titled "Danisnotonfire -Dan Howell- on being SEXY" on Youtube to see an Internet cult leader using sarcasm correctly. Learn from this meme, peasants!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world. (Yep this is pretty much sarcasm)
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The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Friend: "Are you looking forward to the exam tomorrow?"
You: "Yes, sure! I can think of anything more exciting whatsoever!"
Friend: "Yeah me too :)"
You: "You know that was sarcasm, right?!"
Friend: "Sure, I knew that!"
You: "Sure..."
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1: A funny, yet scathing comment used to show disregard to someone's statement, usually by saying (or writing) the opposite of what you're really meaning, without showing you're actually making sarcasm. People assert it's a good defense against stupidity, but since most idiots don't get sarcasm, it can become pretty useless. What's the point in hitting someone hard when they don't even know they are hurt, knowwhatimsayin' ?
2: Although sarcasm often comes from a sharp-witted person, a lot of dumbasses use it too, mainly in order to hide their lack of arguments.
1: Idiot: This music is awesome since it got a million views on Youtube!
You: That's why Justin Bieber and PSY are the most talented artists the world has ever known!
Idiot: Yeah totally!
You: Jesus, dumb people never take sarcasm in...
2: Idiot: You think they're wrong? Yeah, like you've always been the brainiest guy to judge that!
You: That's good sarcasm you got there, but where are your arguments to PROVE me wrong?
Idiot: Well, uh, mmm...
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Similar to irony, only worse and less subtle.
1. A form of wit intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule, by saying something when you mean the opposite (the 'victim' should know this, other wise it won't work).
2. Intended to be bitter.
Was once witty, but is now worn out and over-used, which has resulted in losing it's impact greatly.
Is considered a part of 'dry humour' or 'dry wit'.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
"Did you know that the sky is blue?"
"NOOO! You don't say?"
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