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The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Friend: "Are you looking forward to the exam tomorrow?"
You: "Yes, sure! I can think of anything more exciting whatsoever!"
Friend: "Yeah me too :)"
You: "You know that was sarcasm, right?!"
Friend: "Sure, I knew that!"
You: "Sure..."
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1: A funny, yet scathing comment used to show disregard to someone's statement, usually by saying (or writing) the opposite of what you're really meaning, without showing you're actually making sarcasm. People assert it's a good defense against stupidity, but since most idiots don't get sarcasm, it can become pretty useless. What's the point in hitting someone hard when they don't even know they are hurt, knowwhatimsayin' ?
2: Although sarcasm often comes from a sharp-witted person, a lot of dumbasses use it too, mainly in order to hide their lack of arguments.
1: Idiot: This music is awesome since it got a million views on Youtube!
You: That's why Justin Bieber and PSY are the most talented artists the world has ever known!
Idiot: Yeah totally!
You: Jesus, dumb people never take sarcasm in...
2: Idiot: You think they're wrong? Yeah, like you've always been the brainiest guy to judge that!
You: That's good sarcasm you got there, but where are your arguments to PROVE me wrong?
Idiot: Well, uh, mmm...
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Similar to irony, only worse and less subtle.
1. A form of wit intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule, by saying something when you mean the opposite (the 'victim' should know this, other wise it won't work).
2. Intended to be bitter.
Was once witty, but is now worn out and over-used, which has resulted in losing it's impact greatly.
Is considered a part of 'dry humour' or 'dry wit'.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
"Did you know that the sky is blue?"
"NOOO! You don't say?"
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The ability to insult the idiots without them realizing it.
e.g.
A. Do I look fat in this dress?
B. No dear you look absolutely.... beautiful. (It would be sarcasm if B actually meant to say 'ugly' instead of 'beautiful)
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it's a tool utilized by photographers with scoliosis. usually leads to the punching of one's face, so that one's glasses will fall.
As per utilizing sarcasm, one must act like Jon Casas.
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When used correctly and appropriately, often the most witty form of humour. To describe it primatively, think Chandler from friends!
Hello. I'm Chandler From Friends. I am SOOO not sarcastic. Heh.Sarcasm sooooo isn't my thing.
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the brain's natural defense against the less intelligent
I used sarcasm against the girl who asked a stupid question during class. "The PSLE for P6s?" she asked and "No, for P1s!" was my sarcastic reply.