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When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.
Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.
When you shit in the freezer and then throw it at your friend.
Jimmy was being a douchebag, so I gave him a Saskatchewan screamer.
The result of any type of vegetable matter entering the anus. Most often is the result of the act of wiping with said vegetable matter.
Poor Joe couldn’t get to the bathroom and had to wipe his ass with corn shucks. He’s a real Saskatchewan Screamer this morning..
A beach town full of people who are smug and old retired engineer's that get their daily enjoyment by calling the cops on the kids that are having fun.
Me: where are you from?
Person: Glen Harbour, Saskatchewan.
Me: *drives away without hesitation*
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The town of Major, Saskatchewan is a village in Canada. It's somewhat of a let down, but you can find the occasional party here. Be careful though, you'll probably leave with a crusty std and a bad taste in your mouth.
"Hey buddy! You wanna go to a party in Major Saskatchewan tonight?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Okay, just look out for the crying fat bitch."
"I learnt my lesson last time, never chlamydia again!"
When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob
Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.
THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER
Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.
Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*