screen saver sex

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.

Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!

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chocolate life saver

Your asshole , or bunghole

Wash your chocolate life saver.

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ass flavor saver

hipster facial hair, soul patch

look at that ass flavor saver on that douche bag

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Flavor saver friday

Flavor saver Friday, is the friday of memorial weekend in the United states and shows support for fathers in the armed services over seas. On this day its encouraged to shave your face into a mustache, womb broom, flavor saver.

Hey you hear its memorial day coming up,

Hell yea brother then Friday is flavor saver Friday.

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This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.

My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?

relationship saver

The type of person to save your relationship or someone else's

Thank you bro your such a relationship saver