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An unusually large Ponzi scheme, such as the $50 billion scheme Bernie Madoff operated.
Madoff's Ponzi scheme was so large, we can't even call it a Ponzi scheme. We call that a Madoff scheme.
The act of making false complaints to fast food eateries, then demanding free food, then calling another eatery of the same company name (mcdonalds for example across town, then telling them they fucked your order up, then demand a refund in exchange for the returned food, and finally bringing your free food in to sell it back to them. (usually a last resort for drug or alcohol money)
Chris - "Yo Mike how the fuck we gonna get some weed today?"
Mike - "Lets go pull the food scheme you know well get atleast a quarter out the deal"
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The Slurpee Scheme is used to get free things with the purchase of any Big gulp.
First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.
It works a lot better if you have a refill too.
"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"
"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"
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A more politically correct name for Multi-Level Marketing, than 'pyramid scheme'. Ziggurats have multiple levels, whereas pyramids have none.
Amway isn't a pyramid scheme; it's a ziggurat scheme!
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A plan put in place by clever mothers whereby they take something of value within their household that is not their own, secretly trade it or sell it for cash, and re-purpose the funds to increase their own wardrobe or jewelry holdings. The scheme works so long as there is an endless supply of goods coming into the home that can easily go un-noticed by a spouse or their family.
Jennifer had developed the perfect Momzi scheme. Each week she would take an oxford shirt out of her husband Tom's closet and hide it in the back of her Lexus. Once a month she would take them to the local consignment store and get enough cash for them to help buy herself a new wardrobe. Tom never noticed the shirts missing, and on the rare occasion he did, Jennifer blamed the dry cleaners. Slowly but surely Jennifer expanded the scheme to include shoes, tools, golf clubs, baseball hats, and universal remote controls. The kids possessions were next on the list.
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lassie that lives in a bad or dodgy housing estate or council house. They may act in a way that is tough and try to act hard. they probably live in poverty
Justin: You're a scheme burd gadz
Ava: Aye n wit
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When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.
I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.
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