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When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.
Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!
Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!
Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?
Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!
Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.
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McKayla Schneider is a very cruel, and inconsiderate person. She often makes fun of this really cool kid I know named Coty Johnson. He's really awesome but she never gives him a chance. She actually set his dog on fire. She's a bully. Don't be her friend.
"Wow that McKayla Schneider is a bully. Let's not be her friend, and be friends with Coty Johnson instead. He's way cooler."
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Doom is a drummer in german Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein.
Did you know that Christoph "Doom" Schneider is a drummer?
An annoying laugh that happens when stuff isn’t funny.
Olivia: This fish sure smells fishy!
Audience: *Dan Schneider Laugh Track*
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When a blond haired, Thor looking man can't understand context clues, so he instead goes full caveman. Usually, it will take decades before he understands.
Mason- It has been a minute since i have been to the gym.
Kai- A minute? That's literally 60 seconds. Did you just go to the gym and get back?
Mason- Huh? "Get Schneidered
a stupid fucking Canadian man whole loves Tim Hortons, hockey, and pc games....
....and weezer
Alec C. Schneider is a stupid Canadian
When one gets an erection from feet.
“I was watching a icarly with my brother and I got an erection, I think I Schneidered”