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scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.

Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023


Jimmy The Scooch

A verb, used to describe the act of fixing or building something important without having the materials or tools (or both!) on hand.

My damn penis-pump is broken but I haven't the gaskets to fix it... I'll just jimmy the scooch it so that my thursday afternoon isn't ruined.

by mmunch May 4, 2023


scooch ass

A female who is attractive but no one knows if they are a whore.

Amber, the movie vendor, she is one fine scooch ass.

by VWguy February 22, 2005


Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016


Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016


scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.

"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"

by December 30, 2022


scooch

guy who can't stop eating mud

AGH, for FUCK'S sake Scooch, stop eating the mud you stupid prick!!!

by chad smithings March 4, 2023