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Rusty Screwdriver

A promiscuous redhead who "screws around" a lot; a skank, a slut, a man-whore.

"You might think that ginger's interested in you, Steve, but she's just a rusty screwdriver."

by UserNameHere! October 11, 2011


Mexican Screwdriver

1 part vodka
2 parts Cactus Cooler

Similar to a normal screwdriver, but with Cactus Cooler instead of orange juice. Although it may not sound like it, it's a fairly classy drink.

I like vodka. I like Cactus Cooler. So, I put 'em together, and there ya go, the Mexican Screwdriver was born.

by johnpag November 26, 2009


Flaming screwdriver

A man heats his penis till he can't handle the heat then he gets jerk off by a chick an ejaculate in her eyes.

HE's giving her a "Flaming Screwdriver"

by Jerk Wad September 20, 2006


punching screwdriver

A sad state of affairs

The bus didn't come for hours and hours, and Lloyd got really wet. It was a real punching screwdriver.

by Clive Boundingfield February 01, 2008


German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

by tobiasnazi December 16, 2021


Kentucky Screwdriver

A hammer. Most often a claw hammer specifically.

While attempting to assemble a water bed frame in the absence of a drill/driver, Chris and Junior used a Kentucky Screwdriver to drive wood screws into the particle board.

by Vehicular Genocide January 15, 2021


Tallahassee Screwdriver

The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”

Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?

by antfuck June 26, 2018