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When having sex, the man lies on his back with erect cock upwards, whilst the man or woman having sex with him jumps into the air, bends over in air, and proceeds to 360 spin his/her asshole around said cock.
Man 1: Damnit, susan broke my dick off doing a goblin screwdriver, she needs aim!
Man 2: lol
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A promiscuous redhead who "screws around" a lot; a skank, a slut, a man-whore.
"You might think that ginger's interested in you, Steve, but she's just a rusty screwdriver."
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1 part vodka
2 parts Cactus Cooler
Similar to a normal screwdriver, but with Cactus Cooler instead of orange juice. Although it may not sound like it, it's a fairly classy drink.
I like vodka. I like Cactus Cooler. So, I put 'em together, and there ya go, the Mexican Screwdriver was born.
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A man heats his penis till he can't handle the heat then he gets jerk off by a chick an ejaculate in her eyes.
HE's giving her a "Flaming Screwdriver"
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The bus didn't come for hours and hours, and Lloyd got really wet. It was a real punching screwdriver.
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A hammer. Most often a claw hammer specifically.
While attempting to assemble a water bed frame in the absence of a drill/driver, Chris and Junior used a Kentucky Screwdriver to drive wood screws into the particle board.
Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
News tonight at 11, but first:
Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.
John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...